Who am I?
Who am I? Who is anyone? You won't find out by looking at a web page, that's
for sure. But, still, we can attempt to answer the questions posed by the five
'W's: What, Where, When, Why, Who.
What do you do?
I've done many things in my life, including (written in 2002:):
- Invigilated degree level exams
- Worked for a revision guide publisher
- Lived for a year in Cleveland, Ohio
- Announced election results
- Unjammed more photocopiers and laser printers than I care to
recall
- Hidden secret messages in a newspaper crossword
- Had a sitcom officially rejected by the BBC
- Arranged a photoshoot on the roof of King's College Chapel
- Published a book
- Worked for a multinational telecommunications company
Since writing this list, I have been engaging in much more mundane
activities, including:
- Erecting misleading signs on a university campus
- Getting published in the Annals of Improbable Research
- Learning to drive
- Editing a book
- Writing an academic article about a computer game, and getting it
published
- Getting a proper job
- Not writing a blog
- Datamining my email
- Sawing my bed in half
Where are you?
I've lived in a number of places, including such postcodes as
ME15 9RW,
CB2 1ST,
CV4 7AL,
44106,
CV8 2ND,
CV5 8FP,
08904
and I'm currently living in
07901
Why?
Why not?
When will you shut up?
Now.