Top 10 Conversational Gambits for Freshers

10. What A-levels did you do?
9. Where are you from?
8. Have you seen the ceiling of a Rootes room yet?
7. What course are you on?
6. What calling plan are you on?
5. Would you like to see the Blue Dolphin?
4. Which Oxbridge college did you apply to?
3. So what ISA are you going for?
2. Would you like to see my impression of the great white elephant?
1. Fancy a shag?