End of Term Disco Kiss Didn't Mean Anything

According to a recent phone call, although Clare kissed Chris Hunt at the end
of term disco, this didn't mean anything.  However, it appears that Chris does
not yet realise this.

The 37 minute phone call between Clare and Sarah was the first official
confirmation of the kiss, about which there has been much speculation since
rumours began circulating two weeks ago.  "It just happened", explained Clare,
"we'd been talking for ages, then I leaned over to pick up my bottle of Red
when suddenly I was kissing him."

His technique was described as "sloppy but enthusiastic".  The kiss lasted an
estimated "about a minute or so" before the moment passed and Clare finally
managed to reach her Red.  "I was quite drunk -- obviously -- and I left soon
after," explained Clare.  "By the time my parents came to pick up my stuff the
next day I had pretty much forgotten about it."

It soon became clear that Chris held a different view of the proceedings. 
"I got this really long letter with a Christmas card from Chris.  Although he
didn't mention us getting off or anything, I got the impression he was really
trying to start a relationship with me."  Most tellingly, the letter included a
brief reference to Chris' fictional ex-girlfriend, crudely shoehorned into the
text to indicate that Chris was currently single and available.  "The worst
part was when he wrote that he looking for a girlfriend that he could be
friends with, or that he was friends with already -- that was so clearly meant
to be me."

As well as the letter, there have been apparently a number of text messages
from Chris "just to say hi".  "It's quite sad really," commented Clare, "he's
hardly talked to me before, but one drunken evening and now he's all over me.
It's like he's never had a conversation with a girl before.  Hopefully he'll
come to his senses before next term."  Sarah made no official response to this
news, but expressed her sympathy and understanding whilst trying to keep a
straight face. 

While awkwardly attempting woo Clare by post, to his friends from home Chris
has woven an intricate tale of sexual competence.  Rather than lying about a
false girlfriend from home, he has instead talked up his exploits at Warwick,
so that in his first term he "got off with loads of fit birds."  To his best
friend, he confided that there was one "extra special lady" that he "hopes to
see much more of" next term.  His friend secretly rolled his eyes to the sky,
and silently pitied the poor girl.