New girlfriend is not imaginary shocker!

An emergency meeting was called in Sarah's room last night, when it was
revealed that Chris Hunt has got himself a girlfriend.  Such was the magnitude
of this revelation that the three participants had missed most of EastEnders
before anyone noticed the time. 

Sarah broke the news to a shocked gathering.  She had heard about it directly
from Chris' next door neighbor that he was going out with some girl off of his
course.  Clare was able to confirm that she had seen Chris in the company of
someone she didn't recognise on several occasions whilst carefully avoiding
Chris and his attempts to ask her out.  Now that she came to think of it, he
hadn't asked her out for quite a while now, and perhaps that was why. 

Sarah was the first to say the first thing that was on everybody's mind, which
was why on earth was anyone going out with Chris.  A motion was briefly
discussed to contact the poor girl and point out the error of her ways, but it
was decided that this would do more harm than good.  However, there was a brief
pause in the meeting for everyone present to consider the fact that Chris Hunt
had got a girlfriend, and that therefore the world was a much stranger place as
a consequence. 

Kate wondered out loud whether they had shagged yet, and subsequently had to
apologise to the group as the other two rolled around the floor making groaning
noises and making the international sign language symbol for vomitting.  Sarah
captured the mood of the meeting when she pronounced "It is a sad and very
worrying day for the world when Chris Hunt gets himself a non-imaginary
girlfriend.  Let us all hope and pray that it does not last."