| 3girls | Living with three girls "not all it's cracked up to be" |
| bestbanana | What's your favourite thing about top banana? |
| bores1 | Warwick Bores #1 |
| britney | Britney reveals dark secret |
| craigdavid | Whirlwind romance "unlikely to last" |
| drugs.txt | EU Crackdown on drug dealers |
| eger.txt | Robert Eger Hates the movies: X-Men |
| estrategy | E-strategy "a complete success" |
| gambits | Top 10 Conversational gambits for freshers |
| headlines | Headlines for unwritten stories |
| imaginarygirl1 | Girlfriend from home probably doesn't exist" ( rips off the onion) |
| imaginarygirl2 | Imaginary Girlfriend Dumped |
| imaginarygirl3 | End of Term Disco kiss "didn't mean anything" |
| imaginarygirl4 | She's not interested -- he won't take the hint |
| imaginarygirl5 | New girlfriend is not imaginary shocker! |
| media | Warwick Media Blasted in High Profile Speech |
| passage | No secret passage behind waterfall |
| plays | 10 Top Tips for putting on a play |
| rain | Male precipitation predicted |
| rodstewart | She Wanted His Body, She Thought He Was Sexy, But She Forgot To Tell Him So |
| soloorg | Freshers achieve solo orgasm (rips off the onion) |
| tshirt | T-shirt slogan "inaccurate" |
| urbanmyth | Urban myth told as if true |
| who | Bogus prof suspended |
| fuckingcar | Fucking Car is Fucking Fucked, again |
| inbrief | News In Brief |
| newgrad | New Famous Graduate Sought |
| computer | State of the art computer used mainly for Freecell (rips off the onion, slightly) |
| gloss | A glossary of Warwick slang |
| number12 | New Buses Only Topic of Conversation |
| fade | DJ fades out song revealing audience's ignorance of lyrics (rips off Vince and Amy) |