Meteorologists predict male precipitation

Highly unusual meteorological events are predicted for the end of the week,
according to a female forecaster.  Attributing the cause to an unusual ridge of
low pressure coming in from the east, and to Mother Nature, live human males
are likely to fall from the sky.  This will initially affect the Midlands, but
this completely unprecedented phenomenon will spread to the whole country by
around 2230hrs.  There would appear to be some pattern to the type of males
that will rain down, and they will be largely powerful and well built to
survive the strains of the high atmosphere. 

The weathergirl suggested that, after recent humidity, it would be advisable to
go get yourself wet.  However, representatives of the Met Office suggested that
the wisest course of action would be to find shelter indoors since the weight
of a man falling from the sky would cause serious concussion, and could prove
fatal.  They describe the actions of those who are planning to rip off the roof
and stay in bed as "highly inadvisable".

Michael Fish commented "A woman rang in to the BBC saying that tonight for the
first time, it's gonna start raining men.  Well, don't worry, it isn't"