She Wanted His Body, She Thought He Was Sexy, But She Forgot To Tell Him So

Pop singer Rod Stewart gave an emotional and tearful press conference yesterday
after it was revealed that a woman wanted his body, thought he was sexy, but
forgot to tell him so.

The anonymous woman from Leeds attended a Rod Stewart concert in 1981, part of
the "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" tour.  Midway through the eponymous song, she
thought that she would like his body, and that she found him sexually
attractive.  However, she neglected to mention this fact, and later the thought
slipped her mind.  It was not until recently, when she heard the same song
being played on Leeds' Hot Hits FM that she rememered her supressed desires and
reported her inaction to police.

A clearly distraut Stewart was not reserved about expressing himself: "I
thought I had been very clear on this issue.  It's precisely what I've warned
people about.  If they harbour deep sexual desires, especially towards my own
person, then they should not repress those feelings, but they should tell me
so, in no uncertain terms.  Only then can I respond by giving them the good
loving that they so urgently need.  I can't imagine how many people have
slipped through the net."

In response to this latest revelation of forgetfulness, Stewart has launched a
24-hour emergency "Tell Me So" phone line.  "Any time of the day or night, if a
woman wants my body and thinks that I am sexy, she can dial 0800 676252 and
tell me so," explained Stewart.  "Every morning I promise that I will listen to
the messages that desperate women have left, and do my best to service their
needs.  This epidemic of forgetfulness must be eradicated!"

Rod Stewart is 73.