this you gotta see... and try!

Chuck Biehl (
Wed, 13 Nov 1996 05:27:33 -0500 (EST)

Plow all the way through this before hitting "delet"; you may be glad you

L. Charles (Chuck) Biehl=09=09=09=20
The Charter School of=09Wilmington=09=09=20
Wilmington, DE 19807=09=09=09=09=20
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Here's a potentially cool site in case you need one...
It's at:

But here comes the kicker:

Poe, E.: Near a Raven=20

News Flash! News Flash! (December 1995) Not only is this
page linked to by one of the coolest pages on the Web ( The
Uselessness of Pi and its Irrational Friends ), but it has also=20
received a major award . I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!=20

The poem below, which bears an uncanny similarity to a certain
famous poem by Edgar Allen Poe, is one of my more involved
attempts at constrained writing. Constrained writing is the art of
constructing a work of prose or poetry that obeys some
artificially-imposed condition. For example, there are two=20
novels from which the letter 'e' is absent - Gadsby, by Ernest
Vincent Wright (1938), and La Disparition by George Perec (still in
print, and even available in a recent English translation (A Void,
translated by Gilbert Adair) that also obeys the constraint!).=20

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to figure out the
constraint imposed on this poem. The answer is given after the end,
so if you want to try to figure it out, just look at the beginning=20
the poem.=20

=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Poe, E.=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 Near a Raven=20

Midnights so dreary, tired and weary.=20
=A0 =A0 Silently pondering volumes extolling all by-now obsolete lore.=
During my rather long nap - the weirdest tap!=20
=A0 =A0 An ominous vibrating sound disturbing my chamber's antedoor.=
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 "This", I whispered quietly, "I ignore".=20

Perfectly, the intellect remembers: the ghostly fires, a glittering
=A0 =A0 Inflamed by lightning's outbursts, windows cast penumbras upon
this floor.=20
Sorrowful, as one mistreated, unhappy thoughts I heeded:=20
=A0 =A0 That inimitable lesson in elegance - Lenore -=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Is delighting, exciting...nevermore.=20

Ominously, curtains parted (my serenity outsmarted),=20
=A0 =A0 And fear overcame my being - the fear of "forevermore".=20
Fearful foreboding abided, selfish sentiment confided,=20
=A0 =A0 As I said, "Methinks mysterious traveler knocks afore.=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 A man is visiting, of age threescore."=20

Taking little time, briskly addressing something: "Sir," (robustly)=20
=A0 =A0 "Tell what source originates clamorous noise afore?=20
Disturbing sleep unkindly, is it you a-tapping, so slyly?=20
=A0 =A0 Why, devil incarnate!--" Here completely unveiled I my
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Just darkness, I ascertained - nothing more.=20

While surrounded by darkness then, I persevered to clearly
=A0 =A0 I perceived the weirdest dream...of everlasting "nevermores".=
Quite, quite, quick nocturnal doubts fled - such relief! - as my
intellect said,=20
=A0 =A0 (Desiring, imagining still) that perchance the apparition was
uttering a whispered "Lenore".=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 This only, as evermore.=20

Silently, I reinforced, remaining anxious, quite scared, afraid,=20
=A0 =A0 While intrusive tap did then come thrice - O, so stronger than
sounded afore.=20
"Surely" (said silently) "it was the banging, clanging window
=A0 =A0 Glancing out, I quaked, upset by horrors hereinbefore,=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Perceiving: a "nevermore".=20

Completely disturbed, I said, "Utter, please, what prevails ahead.=20
=A0 =A0 Repose, relief, cessation, or but more dreary 'nevermores'?"=
The bird intruded thence - O, irritation ever since! -=20
=A0 =A0 Then sat on Pallas' pallid bust, watching me (I sat not,
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 And stated "nevermores".=20

Bemused by raven's dissonance, my soul exclaimed, "I seek
=A0 =A0 Explain thy purpose, or soon cease intoning forlorn
"Nevermores", winged corvus proclaimed - thusly was a raven
=A0 =A0 Actually maintain a surname, upon Pluvious seashore?=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 I heard an oppressive "nevermore".=20

My sentiments extremely pained, to perceive an utterance so plain,=20
=A0 =A0 Most interested, mystified, a meaning I hoped for.=20
"Surely," said the raven's watcher, "separate discourse is wiser.=20
=A0 =A0 Therefore, liberation I'll obtain, retreating heretofore -=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Eliminating all the 'nevermores' ".=20

Still, the detestable raven just remained, unmoving, on sculptured
=A0 =A0 Always saying "never" (by a red chamber's door).=20
A poor, tender heartache maven - a sorrowful bird - a raven!=20
=A0 =A0 O, I wished thoroughly, forthwith, that he'd fly heretofore.=
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Still sitting, he recited "nevermores".=20

The raven's dirge induced alarm - "nevermore" quite wearisome.=20
=A0 =A0 I meditated: "Might its utterances summarize of a calamity
O, a sadness was manifest - a sorrowful cry of unrest;=20
=A0 =A0 "O," I thought sincerely, "it's a melancholy great -=20

=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Removing doubt, this explains 'nevermores' ".=20

Seizing just that moment to sit - closely, carefully, advancing=20
=A0 =A0 Sinking down, intrigued, where velvet cushion lay afore.=20
A creature, midnight-black, watched there - it studied my soul,
=A0 =A0 Wherefore, explanations my insight entreated for.=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Silently, I pondered the "nevermores".=20

"Disentangle, nefarious bird! Disengage - I am disturbed!"=20
=A0 =A0 Intently its eye burned, raising the cry within my core.=20
"That delectable Lenore - whose velvet pillow this was, heretofore,=20
=A0 =A0 Departed thence, unsettling my consciousness therefore.=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 She's returning - that maiden - aye, nevermore."=20

Since, to me, that thought was madness, I renounced continuing
=A0 =A0 Continuing on, I soundly, adamantly forswore:=20
"Wretch," (addressing blackbird only) "fly swiftly - emancipate
=A0 =A0 "Respite, respite, detestable raven - and discharge me, I
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 A ghostly answer of: "nevermore".=20

" 'Tis a prophet? Wraith? Strange devil? Or the ultimate evil?"=20
=A0 =A0 "Answer, tempter-sent creature!", I inquired, like before.=20
"Forlorn, though firmly undaunted, with 'nevermores' quite
=A0 =A0 Is everything depressing, generating great sorrow evermore?=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 I am subdued!", I then swore.=20

In answer, the raven turned - relentless distress it spurned.=20
=A0 =A0 "Comfort, surcease, quiet, silence!" - pleaded I for.=20
"Will my (abusive raven!) sorrows persist unabated?=20
=A0 =A0 Nevermore Lenore respondeth?", adamantly I encored.=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 The appeal was ignored.=20

"O, satanic inferno's denizen -- go!", I said boldly, standing=20
=A0 =A0 "Take henceforth loathsome "nevermores" - O, to an ugly
Plutonian shore!=20
Let nary one expression, O bird, remain still here, replacing=20
=A0 =A0 Promptly leave and retreat!", I resolutely swore.=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Blackbird's riposte: "nevermore".=20

So he sitteth, observing always, perching ominously on these
=A0 =A0 Squatting on the stony bust so untroubled, O therefore.=20
Suffering stark raven's conversings, so I am condemned,
=A0 =A0 To a nightmare cursed, containing miseries galore.=20
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Thus henceforth, I'll rise (from a darkness, a grave) =


=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 -- Original: E. Poe=20 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 -- Redone by measuring= circles.=20


Despite the rather difficult constraint (to be revealed shortly), observe how this revised version of "The Raven" duplicates the story, tone, and rhyme scheme of the original fairly closely (including the internal rhymes in the first and third line of each stanza). The only major concession to the form is that the original has six lines per stanza, with the fourth and fifth lines usually=20 being very similar. Due to the nature of the constraint I imposed=20 (revealed in the next paragraph), this would have been nearly impossible to do. Therefore, this version eliminates the similar line in each=20 stanza.

Give up? Hint: Start at the very beginning (with the word 'Poe')=20 and write next to each word the number of letters it contains. Put a decimal point after the first digit. Look at the first few digits=20 (or more if, like me, you know the first several hundred by heart). Are you impressed yet?=20

Even given the rather difficult constraint, I was able to match the original very closely in spots. The very first line, although its=20 meter is wrong, is surprisingly close. Others which are very close, even=20 to the point of using many of the same words, are stanza 4 line 5, stanza 6 line 3, stanza 7 line 4, and stanza 15, line 1.=20

Note the use of the term "blackbird" a couple of times. Though not, strictly speaking, correct (a raven is a black bird, not a=20 blackbird), the term is particularly appropriate. It is a subtle reference to George Perec's La Disparition, and in particular its English translation (A Void) by Gilbert Adair. A Void contains another written-with-constraints version of "The Raven" - in this case the constraint being "write it without using the letter 'e'". Of=20 course, this means the title has to be different, too, since "The Raven" contains the letter 'e'. The title of Adair's poem is (wait for=20 it...) Black Bird!=20

"Near a Raven" encodes the first 740 decimals of pi. The encoding rule is this: a word of N letters represents the digit N if N<9,=20 the digit 0 if N=3D10, and two adjacent digits if N>10 (e.g., a 12-letter word represents the digit '1' followed by '2').=20

Word-length pi mnemonics have been around a long time. An old chestnut, but still one of my favorites, is:=20

How I need a drink, alcoholic in nature, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.=20

A much less well-known example is this nice poem by Joseph Shipley (1960):=20

But a time I spent wandering in bloomy night;=20 Yon tower, tinkling chimewise, loftily opportune.=20 Out, up, and together came sudden to Sunday rite,=20 The one solemnly off to correct plenilune.