[Fwd: A Smile to Start the Summer]

Chuck Biehl (bieh9435@dpnet.net)
Mon, 02 Jun 1997 05:44:04 -0400

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I just had to pass this along...

L. Charles (Chuck) Biehl
The Charter School of Wilmington
(v)302-651-2727  (f)302-652-1246

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1. You believe the lounge should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. 2. You find humor in other people's stupidity. 3. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free." 4. You believe chocolate is a food group. 5. You can tell it's a full moon or a storm is coming without ever looking outside. 6. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on the report card. 7. You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you is anyone says, "Boy, the kids are mellow today." 8. When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior. 9. You have no time for a life from August to June. 10. Marking all A's on report cards would make your life SO much easier. 11. When you mention vegetables, you are not talking about food groups, and when you mention posts, you are not talking basketball or fences. 12. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. 13. You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce. 14. You laugh uncontrollable when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge". 15. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac. 16. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling. 17. You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary school setting for at least 5 years. 18. You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never DREAM of doing your job. 19. You can't have children because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you uttered it. 20. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form. 21. You know you're in for a MAJOR project when a parent says, "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun!" 22. You smile weakly, but want to choke a person when he or she says, "Oh, you must have such FUN every day. It must be like playtime for you." 23. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time. 24. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?" 25. In spite of everything, you keep coming back year after year because you know that you are doing the most important job in the world...you touch the future, you teach.

================================= Bernie Schnorenberg Math, Physics and Computers Sundance High School P.O.Box 850 Sundance, WY 82729 (307)283-1007 School: schnorenbergb@sundance.crooknet.k12.wy.us

Jan Truchot Sixth Grade Sundance Elementary School P.O.Box 870 Sundance, WY 82729

(307)283-1227 School: truchotj@sundance.crooknet.k12.wy.us

Fax: (307)283-1810

Home: P.O.Box 742 237 Canyon Sundance, WY 82729 (307)283-1159

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